What if your future child can time travel and came back in time because you died and they wanted to know you so now they’re a part of your life and you don’t even know it.

queenofokay:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

the-mad-angel-with-a-box:

my poor child

so what like are we just supposed to grab our friends/random strangers and scream  “ARE YOU MY SON/DAUGHTER FROM A NEAR BUT NOT TOO NEAR FUTURE?!” cos i think that’s frowned upon in society.

…like River Song?

Um NO, like Rose Tyler!

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Always be yourself, show your inner PRINCESS

I love how all of these are positive attributes except “tempermental”

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flyingchairs:

“Good for you.”

Holy crap, it’s me

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lulz-time:

 

hahahahaahahahhHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH been laughing for a solid 10mins

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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collegehumor:

Dave Grohl Next to Oriental Foo Sign

Pretty sure a fight is about to break out here.  

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tugamaggie:

londonrains:

arthurisagoodnameforahorse:

This deserves more than just a like. It deserves fame. Hahahaha, this is great.

chOKING

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sherlockspeare:

sherlockspeare:

Sherlock signal.

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cumberqueen:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

dear-lady-disdain:

refyrolak:

Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.

OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY.

ALSO HE COMPOSES MUSIC

BUT THEN ALSO TRIES TO TRACK DOWN PUPPIES (right? Am I remembering right? It’s been years, but THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE) 

JOHN LIKES PUPPIES

So, is Cruella Jim and Seb’s love child then? 

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE 

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Exchange between the "official pronouncer" and a contestant at the Scripps National Spelling Bee just now, swear to God:

NICHOLAS:	Can I have the spelling?
(Laughter from audience.)
PRONOUNCER (laughing a little):	Oh, I hope I don't have to give you that.
NICHOLAS (not missing a beat):	Can I have the spelling.... please?

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

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shanwarma:

ladiesloveduranduran:

air64000:

thedeedeedee:

Oregon Trail… the game

wagon you are drunk 

Goddamnit wagon you have a wife and kids waiting for you in Oregon get your shit together you are tearing this party apart.

Wagon has died of Dysentery. 

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splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

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doctorwho:

redfire09:

I’LL TAKE TWO.